Tortured by the language terrorists

14 December 2014

Tortured by the language terrorists

Blog, Editing, Uncategorized, Words, writers and writing

Oh the terrible things the bureaucrats and politicians do to the English language.

They are now talking of “enhanced interrogation”. Which is what the rest of us call “torture”.

Such pussy-footing around with words shows how scared they are of calling a spade a spade.

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Tortured by the language terrorists

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